I know I haven’t been on in months, sorry.
DEMI I WILL APPLY TO BE YOUR STRAIGHT GIRLFRIEND
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: redish brownish greenish blueish?
Sexual Orientation: straight
Job: Dr. Mister President Clair
Education Level: high school
Favourite Disney Movie(s): Alladin, duh.
Favourite Colour(s): black, red, yellow, blue, gold, anything.
Siblings: 2 sisters
Piercings?: piercings in ears, 00 gauges, nose and septum
Why I should pick you: TITTIES
Why you’re applying: cause I’m hella bored
Perfect Date: one that does not involve date stuff. I hate mushy, romantic, cheesy bullshit. I’d rather have fun instead of thinking “what a fucking pussy” the whole time. I don’t want to be obligated to have the balls in a relationship, so show me you’re not lame on the first date.
p.s. DEMI IS A PROSTITUTE AND HAS THE HERP DON’T LET HER PENIS NEAR YOU
I’m not going to take any anonymous questions seriously. If you want to know something about me, I’m not going to tell you anonymously. Especially if you’re someone I know personally.
right, cause I’m gonna put more pictures of myself online at an anonymous request, who uses the letter “U” instead of the word “you”.